I know you have served as our kitchen table for some time now due to the lack of space necessary for a real dining experience. I am sorry to say that you will soon be replaced (even though I am not sorry at all). Since we are moving into our new home next week, we will be able to set up Dave's great grandma's antique white table that we love at least 400 bajillion times more than you. In the meantime, we will continue to put our feet on you.
Dave and Jess